Am I old, or am I getting fat?

standing in the shower - fat getting out of the shower - old standing in front of the bathroom mirror - old and fat. WTF?! where did my sexy 30-year-old body go? Oh. That's right, I gave it up for my son. Worth. every.penny. That last sentence sounds a little weird - and needs clarification i think. Like: I gave it up and had my son, not that i paid money to buy a kid. That's human trafficking and I'm absoluetly against that {insert side note, or tangent?... I dont know. I'm losing the taxi, no about to miss my bus stop wait. I wanted to talk about how i was almost human trafficked; well wait I kinda was because I was adopted but adoption is kinda like human trafficking but harder to do even though its legal. i completeley forgot what i was talking about so {insert my social awkwardness and anxiety into the driver seat}. good-bye.